Our story begins high over New
in the luxurious of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known.
Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga. You were expecting
downward dog, perhaps?
My name is Mr. Peabody.
And since we're going to be spending some
I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself. You see, ever since I was
it was clear that I was different.
I tried to
No, thank you.
...but never could.
As I grew, I saw more and more of
being chosen by their new families.
But for some reason, I never was.
Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!
But why? Won't you just throw it again? It's an exercise in futility.
I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic.
Wait, wait! Come back! Throw the stick. I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands. Bark, bark?
So, without a family of I dedicated myself to the pursuit of
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culture, and athletics.
I received my degree at Harvard.
Vale-dog-torian, of course.
Yay!
And then, I devoted myself to helping
mankind.
I pioneered new techniques in alternative
energy.
Yay!
Resolved geopolitical conflicts around the
globe.
And in my
I invented the fist bump, planking,
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the
and Zumba.
Now go
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monarchyBut what I'm most proud of is my son,
Sherman.
Hi, Mr. Peabody.
Oh! Have you told them about the WABAC?
I was just getting to that.
When I adopted Sherman, I vowed to be
the best father I could be.
To prepare him for all the wonders of the
world,
present and past.
And so, Sherman inspired the greatest
invention of
a time machine.
Of course, time travel can be    a bit
unpredictable.
There are bound to be a few mishaps
along the way.
Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa
wasn't always leaning.
But there's nothing like learning
the lessons of history firsthand.
Right, Sherman?
Where are we going today, Mr. Peabody?
Not "where," Sherman.
"When."
Whoa! This is the biggest house I've ever
seen!
It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie
Antoinette.
You know, she was mostly famous for one
thing.
Cake!
I love cake so much.
Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr.
Peabody.
Oh! Indeed she does.
Marie was a woman with a prodigious
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for all things covered with frosting.
But her expensive tastes made her the target of much criticism.
Why? Because,
during Marie's reign, the common people of France were exceedingly poor.
You've got any bread?
No! I'm exceedingly poor.
Now, can we have some cake?
Mais, oui.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
"May we" have some cake?
Mais, oui!
Maybe she can't hear me through the hair. Sherman, what the queen
Ah! Let them eat cake!
When the queen heard the poor of Paris could not even
she said, "Let them eat cake."
No!
I heard it myself.
It's a scandal! It's an outrage!
Down with the queen!
Down with the monarchy!
Wait!
What kind of cake?
Smashing party, Your Majesty.
But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I Sherman? Sherman?
Sherman!
Sherman?
Sherman! Here, Sherman.
Hey, Mr. Peabody.
What are you doing in here?
Trying these other cakes.
There's one in here with whipped cream
and strawberries
pretty fantastic!
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don't you remember why I told you to stay
close to me during the French Revolution?
Because after the
it was gonna rain? Close.
I said, "After the French Revolution
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the Reign of Terror!"
Round up the aristocrats.
The queen and her
must pay the price for their gluttony.
We will slaughter them like the dogs they
are.
Starting with this one!
Mr. Peabody!
What should I do?
Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there.
But, Mr. Peabody!
Everything is going to be fine, Sherman.
Just stay right there.
Off with his head!
Mr. Peabody!
A cantaloupe?
The lowest of the fruits.
Who dares to insult me with this melon?
Get that dog!
Mr. Peabody, how did you escape?
It's simple, Sherman.
I noticed the distance between the sewer
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reasoned that there must be one
directly under the
noted the loose board under
computed the angle at which the setting
sun
would bounce off
momentarily blinding
and chose that moment to swipe the
executioner'
giving me the added weight to tip the
boards, facilitating my exit.
That's amazing!
It's not amazing.
It was just a matter of keeping my head.
"Keeping your head."
I don't get it.
There he is! After them!
Come, Sherman, quick!
Oh, this water tastes terrible.
Interestingly, that's not water.
Ha-ha!
I've got you now.
Indeed you have, Monsieur Robespierre. And what a master of the chase you are. Oh, you noticed?
Of course.
Doubling back on me like that.
That was genius.
Thank you.
I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here.
I depend on him so completely.
Get over here, you.
Drats! You're devilishly clever.
I know. And much quicker than you as well.
But are you quick enough for this?
Ha-ha! See? Quick!
Quick, yes, but not too smart.
Oh! Another cantaloupe!
Your sword!
All right, Sherman, looks like it's time
for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing. Go!
Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!
No. Remise!
Good boy!
Oh!
Huh?
Ha-ha! You missed! I never miss.
Hop on!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Yeah! Whoa!
Yeah!
Do you smell that, Sherman?
It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.
I know it wasn't you.
It's the methane gas in the sewer system.
And given the fact that it ignites at 306
we're about to
to blast out of here!
Hang on!
Whoo!
Wow!
Nice landing, eh, Sherman? Oof!
So, what did you learn today, Sherman?
That French Revolution was crazy.
How so?
All those guys getting their heads chopped
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and nobody standing up and saying it
wasn't right.
And think, Marie Antoinette could have
avoided the
if she'd simply issued an edict
to distribute bread amongst the poor.
But then, she couldn't have had her
dessert.
Why not, Mr. Peabody?
Because, Sherman, you can't have
your cake and edict, too.
I don't get it.
Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr.
Peabody?
Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?
No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be
going to any of those places.
Oh. Why not?
Because tomorrow'
is one that you're going to be taking all on
your own.
What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?
Don't you remember?
It's your first day of school.
Oh. Can I drive? Of course not.
Remember, Sherman, "i" before "e",
except after "c".
I know, Mr. Peabody!
And don't forget about the commutative
principle.
Two plus three equals three plus two.
I know, Mr. Peabody!
And if you have to go to
just raise your hand proudly and say, "I
have to go."
I will, Mr. Peabody.
And remember, the No.2 pencil is standard
for
but there are times when a No. 1 comes in handy.
I left    a little pencil chart in
which you can consult if it ever becomes a judgment call.
I think I'll be okay!
Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.
Wait.
See you after school. Sherman!
I gotta go. I gotta sign up for the clubs. No one is more in favor of participation
in fraternal organizations than I.
But before you go, I want you to have this. Thanks. What is it?
A dog whistle.
It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody.
It works fine, Sherman.
It's just a frequency only dogs can hear. Oh, cool.
Let that little keepsake be a reminder
that no matter what challenges you face, no matter how far away I Bye, Mr. Peabody!
...I'm with you.
George Washington.
Who can tell me who he is?
Oh, me! I can! I can' Sherman.
The first president of the United States of
America.
Good job.
And when President Washington was a
what kind of tree did he cut down?
Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!
Penny? A cherry tree.
Apocryphal.
What kind of tree is that?
It's not a tree. It's a word. "Apocryphal."
It means that story is not true.
Really? Yeah.
George Washington never cut down a
and he never said he couldn't lie.
People made those stories up to teach kids
a lesson
but they're not true.
He did cross the Delaware River,
Christmas night, 1776, though.
My dad took me there this summer. We
crossed it, too.
I fell in.
Looks like someone really knows their
history, huh, Penny?
It's really great meeting you guys.
Maybe you can come over to my house
sometime.
I could bring my new model. It's a
hydrogen atom.
You've only got one, huh?
Guess we'll have to split it.
Good one!
Check it, guys.
What do you got there, Sherman?
Kibbles or bits?
Actually, I've got baby carrots,
organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich.
It's super-high in omega-3s.
So, you eat human food, huh?
Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
Because you're a dog.
No, I'm not.
Sure you are. Your dad is a dog, so you're a
dog, too.
I think you're confused. It's an adoptive
relationship.
Zip it, Carl. Okay.
Here, I'll show you. Fetch!
Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.
Go on.
Go get it.
Ugh. The humiliation.
Sherman, go get your food.
Make like a good little doggy.
Ruff-ruff!
What's this? It's mine!
Give it back!
What is it? A whistle?
Ugh! Stupid thing doesn't even work.
It's a dog whistle, Penny.
It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.
Back up, Carl. Okay.
Penny, that whistle is my private property. Give it back! Jump, doggy, jump.
I am not a dog.
Come on, Sherman!
Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it.
Let me go!
Not until you beg like a dog.
Come on, Sherman. Beg!
Fight, fight, fight!
Mr. Peabody, thank you for coming in on such
to discuss the problem with Sherman. Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.
I fully expected this.
You did? Yes.
And, as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it.
Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's advanced preparation
but won't require you to have him skip one or more grades.
Mr.
Here are some pre-algebra worksheets, an advanced
and a link to a website I created
so he can start studying Mandarin
Chinese.
It is, after all, the language of the future.
Mr. Peabody!
I'm not saying he shouldn't study French,
too, Principal Purdy.
I'm saying have him do both.
Mr. Peabody!
What? Not enough? Swahili?
Sherman got into a fight today.
Oh, dear.
Pictures
for insurance purposes.
He bit her.
I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr.
Peabody.
After all, you are a dog.
Who, may I ask, are you?
I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau of Child
Safety and Protection.
We're required by law to contact them
whenever there'
incident.
Sherman has never done anything like this
before.
I'm sure he must have had a reason.
Well, the girl was being a bit of
Quiet, Purdy!
It's normal for children to tease.
It's not normal for them to bite.
Clearly, it's because of how he's being
raised.
In my opinion, a dog can never be
a suitable parent to a little boy.
I must point out, Ms.
that I won the right to adopt Sherman
in a court of law.
And the court can take it away from you.
I'll be coming to your home tomorrow
evening to conduct an investigation.
If I discover that you are, in any way, an
I will see to it Sherman is removed from
your custody.
Permanently.
I hope I've made myself clear.
Crystal.
I'm sorry I bit her, Mr. Peabody.
I won't do it again.
You're darn tooting you won't do it again.
This kind of wanton violence is totally
unacceptable.
And rather uncharacteristic, given how
you feel about Mr. Gandhi.
What on earth provoked it?
She called me a dog.
Well, all right then.
Thank you for telling me.

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