Hi!
-Hey! -Hi!
-How was the honeymoon? -Oh, incredible!
Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach.
It was so romantic.
-Where's Mike? -He's at the doctor.
He didn't poop while we were there.
Shoot, I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
I mean.. Okay, he's at a gig.
A gig we are definitely not going to.
-I'm glad you're back. I need your help. -Oh, why, what's up?
I have an audition for this play, and I have to speak French..
which, according to my resume, I'm fluent in.
-Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume. -Yeah, you really shouldn't.
By the way, how was that yearlong dig in Cairo?
It was okay.
I did not know you spoke French.
You're so sexy.
-Well, so will you help me? -Sure.
Seriously, stop it. I'm gonna jump on you.
00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:18,830
-Hey. -Hi.
Why are you wearing my apron?
I'm making cookies for Erica.
sort of things什么意思We have to leave soon. Her plane comes in in about an hour.
When she gets here, is it okay if I introduce you two as my wife..
and the woman who's carrying my child?
No?
Divorce?
-Hey. -Hey.
-You know where Rachel is? -Haven't seen her since morning.
It's unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me a half-hour ago with Emma.
-Hey! -Hey!
-These are for Erica! -She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat!
-So why is Erica coming to visit? -We wanna get to know her better.
She's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots:
Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building.
There's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle.
And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo."
Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
-You should take her to a museum. -Oh, please.
So I can hear Chandler say over and over again:
"You call this art? I could make that."
It was a tower of sponges.
Oh, hi. Hi. Thanks for showing up 30 minutes late.
No, I'm sure you have a great excuse. What was it, a hair appointment?
A mani-pedi? Was there a sale at Barneys?
My father had a heart attack.
While I was at Barneys.
-Oh, my God, Rach. -Honey?
-I'm so sorry. -Is he okay?
Yeah, he's gonna be fine, but he's heavily sedated.
Okay, I'm gonna go to Long Island with you.
-I mean, you can't be alone right now. -No, come on, I'm totally okay.
I don't need you to come.
-I can totally handle this on my own. -Still, still, let me come for me.
Okay. If you really need to.
I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
Oh, I really could.
All right, it seems pretty simple.
Your first line is, "My name is Claude."
So just repeat after me.
-Well, let's try it again. -Okay.
It's not..
quite what I'm saying.
Really? Sounds exactly the same to me.
-It does, really? -Yeah.
-Let's just try it again. -Okay.
-Really listen. -Got it.
-Hey, you guys! -Hi.
I want you to meet someone really special.
Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
-Joey, Erica, baby. -Hi.
Everyone, Erica! Baby!
Monica. Calm. Self.
-Hey, sit down. -Thank you.
It's really nice to meet you guys. I can't believe I'm here.
Well, welcome to New York City, or should I say:
New York City.
Why would you say that?
Okay. What are you gonna be doing today?
Well, I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center.
You should walk to the top of the Statue of Liberty.
-Oh, yeah, let's do that. -Great.
This baby better be really good.
Hi. Excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
-And I'm Dr. Ross Geller. -Ross, please, this is a hospital.
That actually means something here.
-So can we please go in? -Absolutely.
Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here..
because my throat is feeling a little scratchy. I don't wanna infect him.
-Ross, please. Don't be so scared of him. -I am not scared of him. I'm really sick.
-He's under sedation, so he's out. -I'm feeling better.
Oh, my God.
That ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Ms. Green? Your father's doctor's on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Oh, great. Are you gonna be okay?
-He's unconscious. We'll be just fine. -Okay.
-Did the TV wake you? -No.
When you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
What are you doing here, Geller?
Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second.
版权声明:本站内容均来自互联网,仅供演示用,请勿用于商业和其他非法用途。如果侵犯了您的权益请与我们联系QQ:729038198,我们将在24小时内删除。
发表评论