仁爱版初中英语七年级下册 单词默写表
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篇1
sort of order Spelling Lists are the Worst!
Oh man, spelling lists are like the biggest drag ever! I can't believe Ms. Johnson just assigned us this massive spelling list for the second half of 7th grade English. It's got like a zillion words on it! Okay maybe not actually a zillion, but it seriously feels that way.
Let me walk you through this ridiculous list. First up is "accommodate" - can't the English language just, you know, accommodate an easier way to spell this thing? I'm going to totally flub this one on the test, I just know it.
Then there's "acquire." Ugh, why couldn't they just use "get" instead? Acquire sounds way too fancy. It's just getting something, right? Whatever.
The next word makes me want to barf. It's "amateur." You know what's amateur? Having to learn these stupidly hard spelling words! I'm an amateur speller, for sure.
After that it's "analogy." Huh? This one makes zero sense to me. Is it like two dogs or something? I guess I'll just try to amnesia that one right out of my brain.
"Archaeologist" - okay, now we're getting into some monster words! These are the type that will probably make me develop dyslexia on the spot when I see them on the test. Don't archaeologists dig up old dinosaur bones and stuff? Why do I need to know how to spell that?
Ugh, I can already feel a headache coming on from this list. "Articulate" is next. Isn't that what you call someone who can talk really good? I can't articulate very well, so I'm definitely going to miss that stupid spelling word.
Alright, that's just the first few words. I can't even imagine how awful the rest of this list is going to be. "Auditorium" is coming up and it's going to make me want to auditor-vomit all over my test paper. Heh, get it? Auditor-vomit? Because it's AN AWFUL WORD?!
My jokes are the only thing getting me through this frustration right now. "Awkward" is the next demon word. That one is pretty awkward looking if you ask me. Sadly, I have a feeling my spelling of it is going to be just as awkward.
Moving right along, we hit "bargain." Isn't bargaining what you do at a flea market to get a good deal? I don't really bargain that often, unless you count trying to bargain with my parents for a later bedtime. In which case, I'm an expert!
This next word is "boundary." Hey, that reminds me, I definitely have boundary issues with this ridiculous spelling list. As in, it crosses a major boundary that education is supposed to make sense and be fun. This list is straight-up torturous!
Ah man, we're not even a fourth of the way through this monster. "Bureau" is after that. Isn't that like a dresser or something? Why do I need to know how to spell furniture words? This is English class, not Wood Shop!
Okay. Okay. I just need to power through and make a few more jokes to keep my sanity.
The next word is "camouflage." You know what would be great camouflage? If I could just blend into my surroundings and avoid this whole spelling lesson entirely! I'm an expert camouflager from all the times I've hidden from my baby brother.
Oof, "canteen" is after that. Isn't a canteen like a water bottle sort of thing? This list is really ranging into all kinds of random vocabulary now. Maybe it should be called the "words a middle schooler will never actually need or use" list instead.
The misery continues with "category." That's definitely going to be one of those words I just completely botch on the test. Probably going to spell it like "catgory" or something dumb like that because English pronunciation and spelling rules are awful.
What's next? Oh jeez, it's "changeable." I'll tell you what's really changeable - my motivation level for actually learning these stupid spellings! It keeps changing from a 3 to a 0 real quick after seeing each ridiculous new word.
You know what word isn't very "changeable" though? This list! It just stays breathtakingly, maddeningly difficult no matter what I do! Why am I being tortured like this?
Haha, speaking of torture, our friend "community" is coming up shortly. Wouldn't it be great if we could form a community of people who think these spelling lists are garbage? We could go oncommunityrail against them or something.
Ah man, I'm really starting to lose it here. That's what this list does to my brain! It turns it into comic
篇2
Spelling Lists Are So Much Fun!
Hey there! I'm so excited to share my thoughts on our latest spelling list for English class. I know, I know, spelling can be a real drag sometimes, but hear me out! This list is actually pretty awesome.
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