英语范文搞笑的句子
    英文回答：
    Oh, hello there, fellow human! Allow me to tickle your funny bone with a humorous quip or two. Hold on tight, because this linguistic rollercoaster is about to take you on a wild ride.
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    1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
    2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
    3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
    4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
    5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
    6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
    7. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
    8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
    9. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
    10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
    中文回答：
    1. 为什么稻草人获得了奖项？因为他出类拔萃！（outstanding in his field）。
    2. 没有眼睛的鱼叫什么？鱼（Fsh）！
    3. 为什么高尔夫球手穿了两条裤子？以防他一杆进洞（hole-in-one）！
    4. 什么样的回旋镖不会飞回来？一根棍子。
    5. 为什么自行车摔倒了？因为它太累了（two tired）！
    6. 懒惰的袋鼠叫什么？袋鼠马铃薯！
    7. 为什么西红柿脸红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！
    8. 没有眼睛的鱼叫什么？鱼（Fsh）！
    9. 为什么数学书看起来这么悲伤？因为它充满了问题！
    10. 没有腿的牛叫什么？碎牛肉！

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