-Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了,会产生一个黑洞,然后如我们所知的,吞噬地球,结束一切生命。
-Rajesh: What a bunch of crybabies.
真是一惜命鬼。
No guts, no glory, man.
不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。
-Leonard: Hey, check it out. The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers.
嘿，你看。药理学院在招募志愿者。
-Rajesh: We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."
我们在试验一种，社交焦虑症，恐慌失措，恐旷症与强迫症的新药
Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
他们为何会在这试验对象?
-Leonard: I don't know, Raj.
我不知道，Raj。
Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.
也许漫画店没有公告栏。
What's going on?
怎么了?
-Howard: Shh, shh, hot girl in Sheldon's office.
嘘，嘘，Sheldon的办公室里有个辣妹。
-Leonard: Sheldon's office?
Sheldon的办公室?
Is she lost?
她迷路了么？
-Howard: I don't think so.
我觉得不是。
I followed her here from the parking lot.
我从停车场一直跟踪她过来的。
-Leonard: Maybe she's his lawyer.
也许她是他的律师。
-Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
她可以免费检查我的内裤。
-Leonard: Howard
Howard。
-Howard: I know, I'm disgusting. I should by her.
我知道，我很恶心，我真该被惩罚...被她。
Oh, look, I did it again.
噢，瞧啊，我又来了。
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey,
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: ?
兄弟...?
-Howard: Sorry I'm late. I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.
对不起，我来晚了，我刚正在搞一个项目，也许它能让我搭乘下一艘宇宙飞船。
-Sheldon: How can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.
你怎么可能会来晚? 我根本没在等你啊。
-Howard: Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just
从来没人期待过我，有时候你就是看着然后...
Bam! Howard Wolowitz.
嘭! Howard Wolowitz。
-Leonard: Sheldon, are you going to introduce us?
Sheldon不帮我们介绍介绍?
-Sheldon: Oh, all right. Uh, this is Missy. Missy, this is Leonard and Rajesh, and you've already met Howard.
好吧，这位是Missy Missy，这是Leonard和Rajesh，还有你认识了的Howard。
-Missy: It's nice to meet you.
见到你很高兴。
-Leonard: You, too, as Well, also.
我也是，也是，也是。
-Howard: Yeah.
对了。
-Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?
那么你们俩是怎么认识的?
-Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头。
-Leonard: Excuse me?
什么?
-Sheldon: She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.
他是我的双胞胎妹妹，她以为自己很幽默，但显然我从来理解不了她的笑话。
-Missy: That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.
那是因为你的幽默感低得测量不出来，Shelly。
-Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
幽默感到底是怎么测量的?
A humormometer?
sort out什么意思中文意思幽默计?
-Howard: Well, I think you're delightfully droll.
我觉得你是个非常有趣的人。
Or, as the French say,trs drale.
或者像法国人说的très drole。
-Missy: Okay, so let me see if I got this.
好吧，看我记住了没有。
Leonard, Howard
Leonard Howard 还有...
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
不好意思你叫什么名字来着?
-Sheldon: Rajesh.
Rajesh。
-Leonard: So, Missy what brings you out away from Texas?
那么Missy是什么风把你从田纳西吹来了?
-Howard: Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.
也许这是命运? 我想这就是命运。
-Missy: My friend's getting married at Disneyland tomorrow night.
我的朋友明晚要在迪斯尼乐园举行婚礼
-Howard: Destiny, thy name is Anaheim.
命运啊他的名字叫阿纳海姆。
-Missy: And I had to drop off some papers for Shelly to sign for my dad's estate.
而且不得不顺便带过来一些我父亲的地产文件给Shelly签字。
-Sheldon: The papers could've been mailed.
文件可以寄过来的。
Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?
妈妈让你过来监视我的，是不是?
-Missy: I guess that's why they call you a genius.
我想这就是为何他们叫你天才。
-Sheldon: They call me a genius because I'm a genius.
他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。
Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.
告诉妈妈我现在体重165磅，还有我排便运动很规律。
Enjoy the wedding. Good-bye.
祝你参加婚礼玩得开心。再见。
-Leonard: Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?
哇，哇，哇，噢，如果婚礼在明天为何今晚不和我们住一起呢?
-Missy: Oh, I don't think so.
我不这样想。
Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
Shelly 不喜欢有伴甚至当他还是个小男孩时，傍晚时他连他想象的朋友都会送回家。
-Sheldon: They were not friends. They were imaginary colleagues.
不是朋友，是想象的同事。
-Leonard: Look, you're here. We have plenty of room.
瞧啊,你既然已经来了,我们有足够的房间.
-Sheldon: No, we don't.
不，我们没有。
-Howard: Come on, Shelly. She's family.
别闹,Shelly,她是自家人。
-Sheldon: So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.
那又如何我也不会邀请你的妈妈。
-Missy: Well, it would be nice not to have to drive to Anaheim in rush hour.
好吧，不用在交通高峰时段开车去阿纳海姆也挺好的。
-Sheldon: And don't ever call me Shelly.
还有，别再叫我Shelly。
-Leonard: So it's settled: you'll stay with us.
那就这样办，你和我们呆在一起。
-Howard: Yeah, I'll walk you to your car. You're in structure 3, level C, right?
好耶，我陪你去取车，在3号停车场C区，对吧?
-Sheldon: What just happened?
刚刚发生了什么事?
-Missy: So anyway, we're eight years old and Sheldon converts my Easy Bake Oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.
总之，我们8岁的时候，Sheldon把我的简易烤箱改装成了高能熔炉。
-Leonard: Just classic.
真经典。
-Sheldon: I need a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.
我得个地方为自制的集成电路烤制陶瓷半导体基底。
-Missy: He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.
他当时想制造某种武装机器人把我挡在他的房门外面。
-Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.
因为她总坚持要进我房间。
-Missy: Anyway, I go to make those little corn muffins they give you.
总之，别人给了我些小玉米松饼，我想拿去烤。
There's a big flash. Next thing you know my eyebrows are gone.
只见一道闪光，接下来我的眉毛不见了。
-Howard: Not your eyebrows.
不会吧，你的眉毛。
-Missy: Yep, I had to go through the entire second grade with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.
是的，后来我整个二年级，只能让妈妈给我画上扭曲的眉毛。
-Sheldon: Is that what that was?
事实是那样的么？
I just assumed that the second grade curriculum had rendered you quizzical.
我还以为是二年级的课程弄得你愁眉苦脸的呢。
-Penny: Hey, Leonard, you left your underwear in the dryer downstairs.
嘿，Leonard你把你的内裤忘在楼下的烘干机里了。
-Leonard: Those are not mine.
那不是我的。
-Penny: Really? They have your little name label in them.
真的么？里面还有你名字的标签呢。
-Leonard: no, I... I use those, uh, just to polish up my spear fishing equipment.
这样啊... 不我是... 我... 我用那些呃，只是擦亮我的渔装备。
I spear fish. When I'm not crossbow hunting, I spear fish.
我猎鱼。我不用弯弩狩猎的时候，就猎鱼。
Uh, Penny, this is Sheldon's twin sister, Missy.
呃，Penny，这位是Sheldon的双胞胎妹妹Missy。
Missy, this is our neighbor, Penny.
Missy，这是我们的邻居Penny。
-Penny: Hi. Wow, you don't look that much alike.
你好，哇喔，你们两个可不怎么像啊。
-Howard: Can I get a hallelujah?
我能不能大叫哈利路亚?
-Sheldon: Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.
异卵双胞胎来源于两个不同的卵子。
They are no more alike than any other siblings.
他们并不比其他的兄弟妹相似。
-Howard: Hallelujah!
哈利路亚!
-Rajesh: Hey, guess what. I've been accepted as a test subject for a new miracle drug to overcome pathological shyness.
嘿，知道么，我参与了新药物试验该药对病理性羞怯有奇效呢。
-Penny: Oh, good for you, Raj.
太好了，Raj。
-Rajesh: Yes, I'm very hopeful. Hello, Missy.
对啊，我觉得很有希望。你好，Missy。
They mentioned there may be side effects.
他们提到可能会有副作用。
So, Missy, have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of India?
那么Missy你以前见过从异国大陆印度来的男人么?
-Missy: Well, there's Dr. Patel at our church.
我们教堂有个Patel博士。
-Rajesh: Ah, yes, Patel-- good man.
是呀 Patel-- 好人。

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