Check it out,this is unbelievable!
Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes.
You trying to kill me?
-I want to ask you something. -What?
Since I'm moving out, and you're
how about I move in with you?
That would be great, but what do we do about Denise?
-Who's Denise? -My roommate.
Your roommate?
Yes,Denise. Denise!
What is with the secrecy,Phoebe?
What about Denise? She cute?
How can you have a roommate that we don't know about?
Because you never listen to what I say.
I talk about her all the time. Denise!
I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place.
-That's true. -Move in with me.
We can stay up late talking, and watch movies.
You know about naked Thursdays, right?
Yeah,yeah. I think I'll find my own place.
Hey! I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing,man.
The One With Ross' Denial
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Oh,that.
She took it really well.
-You didn't tell her,did you? -No.
Because you're in love with her.
I am not in love with her. She was upset about having to move out.
If she knew we were still married, she'd have been more upset.
So I comforted her. As a friend.
You "comforted her"?
Nothing. I just gave her a hug.
A classic sign of love, the hug.
It's also a sign of friendship.
Not in your case, "Lovey Loverson."
It was a hug. Okay?
A simple hug.
I was a friend being a friend to a friend.
Use the word "friend" more.
Did you,or did you not, smell her hair?
Smell her hair?
What if I did?
Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of her head.
That's why women are shorter.
So that men will fall in love when they hug them.
Come on,Ross, you're a scientist.
I was hugging her as a friend.
It's not my fault her hair got in my face.
She's got a lot of it, and it
coconutty.
What? It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel.
Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.
Okay,but be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are.
If the place you're referring to is being
she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place.
I didn't understand that.
Maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love.
-A guy just called for you. -Who was it?
I don't know. How about "Thanks for taking the message"?
When you
Rachel's room will be empty. Let's talk about what to do with it.
I think we should have a beautiful
with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with fresh flowers.
And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was.
I really haven't thought about it that much.
Well,I like obviously.
I was maybe it could be a game room.
You can buy old arcade games, like Space lnvaders
for $200. The real ones. The big,big,big ones!
No.
You mean "No" as in:
"What an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it."
I'm sorry.
Interesting idea. But no.
So that's it?
I just don't think arcade games go in a beautiful
filled with antiques.
Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game.
What's wrong with a beautiful guest room?
I'm not against it.
Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away.
Are you mocking me?
No,I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room.
怎么了？
Monica and l had a stupid fight.
You're still moving in together, right? My ad came out today.
"Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker,nonugly."
Nice.
sort something out
I figured it'd be more interesting to have a female roommate.
Someone I could learn from. Someone who's different than me.
And what's more different than me, a guy who's
than a girl who is 19?
Not just a hatrack,my friend.
Phoebe,I have to ask you..
I'm swamped right now.
You're just staring into space.
I'm trying to move that pencil.
-This one? -lt worked!
Phoebe,this whole apartment thing is a nightmare.
Anything I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. Look.
"Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker,nonugly."
That's probably some 12-year-old kid trying to get girls to call.
There's nothing. This city is full.
Wait! Look at this!
"Two bedroom,two bath. Must be nonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay."
Yeah,but it's on the ground floor.
-Rach,you still looking for a place? -Yeah,why?
This guy,Warren,from the museum is going on a dig for two years.

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