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Phrases:
∙A-up - used extensively in Derby England this term is the equivalent of, "Hello".
∙Big and Clever - A phrase your old dear used to tell you when you were a kid if they caught you with fags. They would tell you it's not "big and clever" to smoke despite them both being chain smokers and smoking about 60 a day each.
∙Beef Bayonet - A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger, Pork Sword,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Beef Curtains - the outer lips of the V agina. Also see John Waynes saddle bags.and Piss Flaps.
∙Beer Glasses - This is a term used to describe the effect that alcohol has on your vision. If you end up waking up next to a right rat shit bird the next morning after having a piss up down the boozer the night before, it's highly likely that you had a good set of beer glasses on when you picked her up.
∙Beer Goggles - See Beer Glasses.
∙Bell Cheese - is another term for Smegma. Also see Knob Cheese.
∙Bell End - the end of the penis. Also see Helmet and Purple Headed Cavalier.
∙Big Girls Blouse - a replacement word for girl, more acute than just plain "blouse", used in the context of, "He's not coming down the pub tonight because he's a Big Girls Blouse", see also Blouse and Big Girls Skipping Rope
∙Big Girls Skipping Rope- a replacement word for girl, more acute than just plain "blouse", used in the context of, "He's not coming down the pub tonight because he's a Big Girls Skipping Rope". Y ou can make it even more acute by quoting, "Big Girls Skipping Rope with Pink Handles". see also Blouse and Big Girls Blouse
∙Couldn't give a monkeys chuff- The main context this phrase is used in would be something like, "I couldn't give a monkeys chuff whether your the Duke of Edinburgh - you can fuck off" This is a basic statement of you don't care. See also rats ass.
∙Cunt Carpet - the pubic hair around the vagina. Also Twat Rug and Twat Mat.
∙Heat Seeking Moisture Missile- A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Spam Ram,Mutton Da
gger,Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Pork Sword.
∙Hide the Sausage - If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".
∙Jazz Bands - Cockney rhyming slang for "Hands". Also see Three Card Trick.
∙John Waynes Saddle Bags - the outer lips of the V agina usually used to indicate rather large Piss Flaps.
∙'Kin Hard- Short for Fucking Hard, people who say this are so hard they don't even pronounce the word fucking.
∙Knob Cheese- literally means Smegma but this is often used as a derogatory term to indicate somebody is a Twat. Also see Bell Cheese.
∙Knob Head - is a person who is a general Twat.
∙Knob Off - A term used to mean, "go away".
∙Mutton Dagger - A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Spam Ram,Pork Sword, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙N.F.C.- Common abreviation used in speach for "No Fucking chance". e.g Y ou've got NFC of getting out of this mess.
∙Old Dear - a term used to replace the word "mother". "Old lady" is a similar term, the father equivalent is "Old Man".
∙One Eyed Picolo- A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger,Beef Bayonet,Pork Sword,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Piss Flaps - the outer lips of the V agina. Also see John Waynes saddle bags.
∙Pork Sword - A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Purple Headed Cavalier - the end of the penis. Also see Bell End and Helmet.
∙Plastic Pig - A three wheeled car manufactured by Reliant in Birmingham. It's called a plastic pig bec
ause the body is made of fibreglass. They catch fire and burn very easily and also tip over on roundabouts pretty easily.
∙R.A.F. - most people know this is the Royal Air Force. In pub terms this means you have
a good set of beer glasses on and the bird you are chatting up isn't as good looking as
what you think and she is actually a member of the R.A.F. i.e. Rough As Fuck.
∙Rat Arsed - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was rat arsed", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Ratted, Pissed
∙I Couldn't give a dead rats ass - The main context this phrase is used in would be something like, "I couldn't give a dead rats ass whether your the Duke of Edinburgh - you can fuck off" This is a basic statement of you don't care. See also Monkeys Chuff.
∙Ring Me - it doesn't mean insert something in to my bottom. It means give me a call on the telephone. Also see Bell, Dog, Trumpet and Trombone.
∙Sit Down- Short for, "a sit down meal", usually associated with an Indian meal eaten after you've had
curtainsa Skinfull of beer. This may then be followed by another skinfull at a night club and a Kebab on the way home or that might be the grand finale of the evening. ∙Skid Mark - It's the brown mark left in the back of your grots when your pants rub on your ring.. A condition caused by not wiping properly after a Richard.
∙Spac Chariot - A phrase used to describe a wheelchair or invalid carriage. Also see Spac ∙Skin Flute- A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Pork Sword and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Soggy Biscuit - Soggy biscuit is a game played by boys in boarding school. A group of lads all sit around a biscuit and wank over it and the last person to Shoot their bolt on it has to eat it.
∙Spam Ram - A replacement phrase for the penis. Also see Pork Sword,Mutton Dagger, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Spear the bearded Clam - If you are spearing the bearded clam, you are having sex, another version is "Play hide the sausage".
∙Three Card Trick - Cockney rhyming slang for "Dick". e.g. "Get ya Jazz Bands round me Three card Trick". Also see Jazz Bands.
∙Tighter than a Camels Arse in a Sandstorm - The main context this phrase is used in would be something like, "you wont get a pint of him coz he's tighter than a camels arse in a sand storm". Basically it states that the person in question isn't very generous. Also see Tighter than a Gnats Chuff
∙Tighter than a Gnats Chuff- The main context this phrase is used in would be something like, "you wont get a pint of him coz he's tighter than a gnats chuff". Basically it states that the person in question isn't very generous. Also see Camels Arse in a sandstorm
∙Twat Mat - the pubic hair around the vagina. Also see Twat Rug and Cunt Carpet.
∙Twat Rug - the pubic hair around the vagina. Also see Twat Mat and Cunt Carpet.
∙Well 'Ard - Short version of "Well Hard", it means that a person is very tough and strong and can probably drink a lot of beer without honking. Measures his drinking capability in gallons rather than pints.
Words:
∙Arseholed - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was arseholed", is the equivalnet of saying, "I wa
s drunk". See also Rat Arsed, Pissed
∙Bin - is a receptacle for placing quid off the top, say nothing about it and stick it in your bin". Also see Sky
∙Bollocks - a word literally meaning testicles but not often used for that purpose. Although you might here a phrase like, "The missus gave me a good kick in the bollocks for staying out all night". It's one of those universal words that can be used in many contexts, here are
a few
1.In disbelief - "What a load of bollocks"
2.In amazement - "Well I'll be bollocksed"
3.In frustration - "Ohhh bollocks to it"
4.Deep frustrastion - "Double bollocks to it"
5.In threat - "I'll bollocks you if your not careful"
6.In warning - "Do that and you'll end up bollocksed"
7.In disagreement - "Well bollocks to you then"
8.In complacency - "I couldn't give a bollocks"
9.In anger - "Bollocks ya twat!"
10.Describing something good - "It's the dog bollocks"
11.Describing something bad - "It's a load of old bollocks"
∙Bell - used in place of the verb to call. e.g. "Give me a bell", means, "give me a call on the telephone". Also see Dog, Trumpet and Trombone
∙Blouse - a replacement word for girl, used in the context of, "He's not coming down the pub tonight because he's a blouse", see also Big Girls Blouse
∙Botham - a slang word for a "funny fag", i.e. Marajuana, named because Ian Botham the famous English cricketer got caught smoking one.
∙Boozer - an establishment for the sale and consumption of alcohol.
∙Chuff - a replacement word for anus, see also Ringpiece
∙Crimble - Christmas. Also see Crimblo
∙Crimbo - Christmas. Also see Crimble
∙Crow - Not a bird but a word to describe solid pieces of snot, also knows as a bogie
∙Dog cockney rhyming slang for Dog and Bone which means telephone. Also see Bell, Trumpet and Trombone
∙Durex - Condom. Also see Nodder and Raincoat
∙Fags - it doesn't meen gay it is a term used for cigarettes.
∙Gargle - used in place of the verb "to drink", usually assocaited with the consumption of alcoholic beverages. e.g. "Are you out for a gargle tonight".
∙Grots - Underpants. Also see skids and underskids.
∙Helmet - the end of the penis. Also see Bell End and Purple Headed Cavalier.
∙Honk - the equivalent of to vomit.
∙Honking - the act of vomiting - comes from the verb to honk
∙Joint - not a mind altering substance or a slang term for jail, a joint is a term used for someone's place of abode. e.g. "my joint" is the same as "my house"
∙Legless - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was legless", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Rat Arsed, Pissed
∙Nodder - Condom. Also see Durex
∙Pissed - if you're a Y ank then you may think this means "upset". This is incorrect, Pissed is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was pissed", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Rat Arsed, Ratted
∙Quid - the unit of currency used in England. The current exchange rate currently being set at 1 pound sterling = 1 quid.
∙Raincoat - Condom. Also see Nodder and Durex
∙Ratted - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was ratted", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Rat Arsed, Pissed
∙Ring - a shortened version of Ringpiece, see also Chuff.
∙Ringpiece - a replacement word for anus, see also Chuff
∙Rock - Short for "Rock Hard" - See the phrase "Well 'Ard".
∙Rubbish - Unwanted waste. Y anks call it trash.
∙Scud - The verb to hit or beat somebody up. e.g. "Y ou carry on acting like a prick and I'll scud you"
∙Scudded- When somebody scuds you you end up getting scudded . e.g. "If you're not careful you'll get scudded"
∙Shite - just another word used instead of shit.
∙Smegma - Cheese that gathers around your Helmet Also see Knob Cheese
∙Skids - Underpants. Also see grots and Underskids. The are called skids because they are normally full of skid marks.
∙Sky - It's not that blue thing (or grey thing if you live England) where rain comes from.
It's cockney rhyming slang for "Sky Rocket", which means pocket. See also Bin
∙Snatch - literally a derogatory term to describe a womans pussy, but more than often used to denote women. e.g. "The pub was filled with snatch", meaning there were alot of nice women down the pub. See also Tottie
∙Spac - An abbreviation for SPAstiC
∙Sup - the verb to drink usually associated with alcohol.
∙Swallow - used in place of the verb "to drink", usually assocaited with the consumption of alcoholic beverages. e.g. "Are you going for a swallow".
∙Swill - used in place of the verb "to drink", usually assocaited with the consumption of alcoholic beverages. e.g. "Are we going out for a good swill".
∙Swilling - the adjective associated with the verb "Let's go swilling", normally means lets go out and get Ratted.
∙Twat and Wanker.
∙T osspot - a worse form of Tosser
∙T ottie - used to denote nice looking women. e.g. "The pub was filled with tottie", meaning there were alot of nice women down the pub. See also Snatch
∙T rombone - means telephone. Also see Bell, Dog and Trumpet. e.g. "Get him on the trombone", means, "Get him on the phone", or "Trombone me", means "Give me a call on the telephone"
∙Trumpet - means telephone. Also see Bell, Dog and Trombone. e.g. "Get him on the trumpet", means, "Get him on the phone", or "Trumpet me", means "Give me a call on the telephone"
∙Twat - Literally means a womens naughty parts but never used in that context it's used to describe a real idiot. e.g. don't talk like a twat, or stop acting like a twat.
∙Twatted - see Scudded
∙Undergrots - Underpants. Also see skids and grots.
∙Underskids - Underpants. Also see skids and grots.
∙Wank - Literally means to masturbate but never used in this context really. It's another one of those universal words that can be used in all kind of contexts see the word Bollocks.
∙Wanker - The adjective to describe a person who wanks alot although it's a basic derogatory term to somebody who is a Twat
∙Y em - A northern term that means home.

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